i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
**********S.H.I.E.L.D. URGENT CLASSIFIED MESSAGE********** AGENT ROMANOV: VACATION OVER. REPORT TO NEAREST COMMAND STATION FOR RECLASSIFICATION AND BRIEFING ON NEW MISSION OBJECTIVES NLT 8.28.2014 0615 EST. NF
*pretends I didn’t see*
But women can never be careful enough, can we? If we take naked pictures of ourselves, we’re asking for it. If someone can manage to hack into our accounts, we’re asking for it. If we’re not wearing anti-rape nail polish, we’re asking for it. If we don’t take self-defence classes, we’re asking for it. If we get drunk, we’re asking for it. If our skirts are too short, we’re asking for it. If we pass out at a party, we’re asking for it. If we are not hyper-vigilant every single fucking second of every single fucking day, we are asking for it. Even when we are hyper-vigilant, we’re still asking for it. The fact that we exist is asking for it.
This is what rape culture looks like.
This is what misogyny looks like.
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang